Lord Vader, I Presume

Not sure if this is a case of impersonation or if Lord Vader has in fact decided to avail himself of our services. In either case, The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster is a good read.

Boba Fett is one of the few people with whom I will share a meal. He was horribly disfigured by acid years ago, and I feel we hold a bond in common in that respect. He has never so much as winced at the ghastly noises that come through my ventilator while I chew, because he is a gentleman.